Mobile Marketer Mugs

'...and this is our Director of Mobile Marketing.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

CEO with SEO

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Likes: $2.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

I should probably get out more.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Connected to Technology.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

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