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'...and this is our Director of Mobile Marketing.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Advertising on the internet.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'It's about time!'

Batman - Face ID

London Olympics.

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

Hazard of texting