Mobile Majesty Gifts

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

Cellphone Islands

The Bearskin Hat Family

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"My best friend is my phone."

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

The End of the Worker Bees

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

Dealmobile.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

Why, oh why was his life cut cruelly short? Rudy's Cellphone Battery June '20 – June '21.

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'

'I am Prince Fiffleniffle II, my lineage can be traced back 300 years and I am worth millions.'

"That one we fished out of the toilet."

'It's my human. I'm going to have to block him."

Few moments in sailing compare in majesty to the Shriners Sunset Regatta