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"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"We could start a band."

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

Notice - Salt Kills

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

'Watching ant TV!'

Football and Pumpkin

Boxer beaten by a rake.

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

"Virtual gardener."

Garden Centre - Weapons of Moss Destruction.

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

"It's about this garden centre sign I ordered..."

Ante-Natal Clinic

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

'Dear, is it necessary to water the tree everyday?'

"I told you that hanging basket was loose."

'Welcome, dear, to the Garden of Weedin'.'

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

"The latest in gardening innovations:the hoseless nozzle."