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'Wow! Look at the roaming charges on our cell phone bill!'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

Consortia set to take over

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

'Hmmmmm. I wonder if there were any roaming charges to call the moon.'

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

Hotel: Price List

"Just sign here, sir - it clears me of any responsibility."

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

'Sorry. In the time it took you to get out your credit card the price of smokes went up another 30 cents.'

New contract favours 'business-savvy' GPs.

TASERS...With the cost of electricity we could only afford 50 volts.

"No need to rush down - it's only the gas bill."

UK budget 2021.

Caution! Peak power and electric bill shock possible.

"It doesn't matter if it was written in invisible ink or not. The fact remains that you signed the document without reading the small print."

"The phrase 'expect the unexpected' must have originated with someone trying to decipher their cell phone bill."

Energy Privatisation

'I understand the fee for medications. But how come I was also billed for side effects.'

"Our gas bill's been levelled up."

'Give it to me straight, Doc. How many billable hours do I have left?'

School Budget Cuts

"He's something new. Our phone bill now has a monthly stub perforation fee."

"That $36 is for the wrong number you dialed. It belongs to a lawyer."

'Is this for wiping greasy hands? No, it's your itemized bill.'

"Is there a doctor in the house...preferably in-network?"

"Technical support was free, but they charged me long distance for the call to India!"

'The threat of domestic terrorism isn't new. I've been paying utility bills for years.'