Moai Whisperer Gifts

"Bit more shoulder luv"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Man and Machine snoozing

Computer help.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Easter Island Rock Climber

Easter bunny Island.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Cellular Plan

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Easter Island heads bunny ears.

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Tough germ.

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

"What setting do I use for this?"

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

Easter Island poker.

Easter Egg Heads

"How's the computer analysis going?"

'So, I see you're a good listener.'