Moai Whisperer T-Shirts

"Bit more shoulder luv"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Man and Machine snoozing

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Computer help.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

Easter Island Rock Climber

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Easter bunny Island.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Cellular Plan

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Tough germ.

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

Easter Island poker.

Easter Egg Heads

"How's the computer analysis going?"

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

'So, I see you're a good listener.'