Mlb Fan Prints

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Perils of the double play.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"