Major League Enthusiast Prints

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

350 Feet.

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

No Baseball

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sheltering in place.

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Extra innings.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Monster Baseball