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"Take us to your vodka."

Olive Martini Guillotine

"This martini in canonical."

Out of Ice.

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

Three-Martini Breakfast

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"We have ways of making you talk."

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"I thought it came with an acorn."

Wanted: Solutions Integration Specialist, Must Be Able To Mix Drinks.

Ginspiration!

"Now remember, it's not a cocktail party, it's an overlapping dialogue workshop!"

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Olive that looks suspiciously like an eye!

Shaking dice.

'Take with water, take with food. Don't we have one that says take with bourbon?'

'Blood of Christ, make it a double.'

"You're always relaxed and happy. What's you secret?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"My weight in nectar, on the rocks."

"I can't refill your prescription, Mrs. Rowley, but how about a frozen Daiquiri?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Another Martoonie?"

Margarita

'You mean we've all forgotten the formula for the secret liqueur?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Cocktail Pianist

'Remember, Stevens, you might might be the straw that stirs the drink, but my money bought the liquor.'

Between Sequels: 'May the sauce be with you.'

'The patients just seem a lot calmer since we got these new IV bags.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'What is the Bloody Mary made with? A? B? Rhesus negative? The menu doesn't say.'

'I'll have a Bloody Mary.'