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"Take us to your vodka."

Olive Martini Guillotine

"This martini in canonical."

Three-Martini Breakfast

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"We have ways of making you talk."

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

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Ginspiration!

Shaking dice.

Olive that looks suspiciously like an eye!

"Now remember, it's not a cocktail party, it's an overlapping dialogue workshop!"

'Take with water, take with food. Don't we have one that says take with bourbon?'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"Another Martoonie?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I can't refill your prescription, Mrs. Rowley, but how about a frozen Daiquiri?"

"You're always relaxed and happy. What's you secret?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Blood of Christ, make it a double.'

Cocktail Pianist

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Tequila, compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

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"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'What is the Bloody Mary made with? A? B? Rhesus negative? The menu doesn't say.'

'I'll have a Bloody Mary.'

"Gimme one for the runway, Lou... then I really gotta get to work."

'This is our most efficient inhibition blocker. It's 99% alcohol.'

'You mean we've all forgotten the formula for the secret liqueur?'