Mixology Romantic Pillows

You're the botanicals in my gin

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Join me in a Martini?

"Why don't you find a museum!"

We'll have Manhattans...

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"An everything Martini, please."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Paint pots in love

Shaken not stirred

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love Conquers All

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.