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'What is the Bloody Mary made with? A? B? Rhesus negative? The menu doesn't say.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Mini Bar

Join me in a Caiprinha!

House plants

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"I prefer your early pieces."

Bar Therapy

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

You can never over garnish!

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

Just married.

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

Robot porn.

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

Alcoholidays.

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

Elf on the Top Shelf

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"Shaketh."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

"Who needs therapists?!"

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

Join me in a cosmopolitan?