Mixology Fans Prints

'What is the Bloody Mary made with? A? B? Rhesus negative? The menu doesn't say.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Mini Bar

Join me in a Caiprinha!

House plants

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"I prefer your early pieces."

Bar Therapy

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

You can never over garnish!

Just married.

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

Robot porn.

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"Who needs therapists?!"

Alcoholidays.

"Shaketh."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

Join me in a cosmopolitan?