Mixology Fan Prints

"This place has the best happy hour."

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'I went from happy meals to happy hours.'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Do you have any drinks that don't have the same names as hand soaps and air fresheners?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Mini Bar

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

House plants

"I prefer your early pieces."

Bar Therapy

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

Just married.

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

You can never over garnish!

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Who needs therapists?!"

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"Shaketh."

Alcoholidays.

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."