Mixed Marriage Celebration T-Shirts

Mixed marriage: food fight

Lesbian civil partnership.

French horn.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Wedding Chefs

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Bride playing cello

Double Wedding

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

Sabrage

Three women dancing

"And this is my significant mother."

We should talk...

'How was I to know that you don't like Marzipan?'

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

The Happy Couple

Happy Valentine's Day

Same-sex marriage passes, and the people go wildQ

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

Carnival

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"I just thought maybe we should consider letting ourselves go now instead of waiting a few years into our marriage."

Triplets

Recycling husband.

Diversity...

'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

'The trial marriage was going okay, until a surprise witness showed up.'

"It worries me that you keepreferring to our honeymoon as our 'honeymoon period.'"

"If there are aliens visiting earth, I don't blame them for not making contact."