Blended Family Celebration T-Shirts

Second Wedding Cake

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

Mixed marriage: food fight

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'I wrapped it myself !'

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"If there are no objections..."

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Will you marry us?'

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

"I wish it was the chart of my financial portfolio, but no, it's my wife recording how many children we've had..."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"Finally, a togetherie!"

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

"...failing is ok."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

Multimarriages-phobia.

'Makes sense to me.'

Mom - There's Nothing To Do.