Mixed Marriage Celebration Mugs

Mixed marriage: food fight

Lesbian civil partnership.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

French horn.

Wedding Chefs

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Double Wedding

Bride playing cello

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

Sabrage

Three women dancing

We should talk...

"And this is my significant mother."

'How was I to know that you don't like Marzipan?'

The Happy Couple

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Carnival

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

Happy Valentine's Day

Same-sex marriage passes, and the people go wildQ

Triplets

"I just thought maybe we should consider letting ourselves go now instead of waiting a few years into our marriage."

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

Recycling husband.

Diversity...

'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

'The trial marriage was going okay, until a surprise witness showed up.'

"It worries me that you keepreferring to our honeymoon as our 'honeymoon period.'"