Gay Marriage Celebration Mugs

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

French horn.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

Domestic Pardners

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

Bride playing cello

'...Love, honor, and cherish? Remember - you're under oath.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

Same Sex Wedding

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

Mixed marriage: food fight

Christmas Socks

Chicken out. . . and proud.

Three women dancing

Sabrage

Keeping Warm

Carnival

Same-sex marriage passes, and the people go wildQ

Two grooms and a cat on a wedding cake.

The Happy Couple

Double Bike

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender eating Suzy Q's

"My client doesn't have to answer that."

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'