Misunderstood Minority Advocate Pillows

'As your P.R. advisor I suggest that you play on your status as an oppressed and misunderstood minority - but that if you don't want to be moved on you really should change your minority's name to anything that isn't 'travellers'.'

Inclusive speech

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"We need a union!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

Couple

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

The weight the justice.

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

Black Crayon

Same Sex Wedding