Minority Advocacy Pillows

Inclusive speech

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

Couple

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

Same Sex Wedding

Disparate housewives.

"We believe great teams thrive on DIVERSITY, so as opposed to the rest of us Colin is as thick as a plank and has the drive of a sloth with an underactive thyroid."

"I prefer snow person."

"We pride ourself on diversity."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

First Church of Whatever Works for You.

'Do you hire the handicapped?'