Minority Advocacy Gifts

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Inclusive speech

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Couple

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Same Sex Wedding

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Disparate housewives.

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

"I prefer snow person."

There's Riches in Diversity

'Do you hire the handicapped?'

"We pride ourself on diversity."

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

Newsrooms Are Taking Diversity Seriously: Man or Woman, White or Black, You Can Be Any Kind of Rich Capitalist You Want

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"