Misunderstood Hobbyist Gifts

"They always pass me these collection plates at church, so I started collecting them."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Llama training

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

You too can juggle.

Gloria called

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

A man fishing in a tree stump

Little Beverly Cards

Skeet Fishing.