Misunderstood Hobbyist Gifts

"They always pass me these collection plates at church, so I started collecting them."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Fishing for Birds

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Llama training

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

You too can juggle.

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Little Beverly Cards

Skeet Fishing.

'I sincerely thank you for your concern, but I'm only setting up a swing.'