Misunderstood Genious Pillows

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Introducing...Anagraman.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'ADN'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Money Tree

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

Leonardo's first drawing

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

Candle Moment

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

'Take me to the FBI...Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'