Mistress Of The Unexpected T-Shirts

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Cartoonist thinking'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

False starts.

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'Giraffe'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Monk Parrot.

To the Aquarium

Book ratings.

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

"I thought we said no presents!"

"Enjoy!"

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'

'Oh yes... and I'll want one for the wife as well.'

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

Big Surprise (vending machine)

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

"Sorry, Sean...pretending a giant sink hole is Lovers' Leap is NOT romantic."