Mistress Of The Unexpected T-Shirts

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Cartoonist thinking'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'Giraffe'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

False starts.

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Monk Parrot.

To the Aquarium

Book ratings.

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.

"I thought we said no presents!"

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

Big Surprise (vending machine)

'Oh yes... and I'll want one for the wife as well.'

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'

"Enjoy!"