Mistake Detective Mugs

'It's the latest Catalogue of Errors. And they've sent it to the wrong address.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

"It's a setup."

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"See...polystyrene!"

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"They're not home.."

Think Zero Defects

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

look out it might be a fake

"Do you offer a warranty?"

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'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

'This is a rip-off!'

Accounting makes a 300 million dollar error, yet they always nail me on my expense account.

'Duck.'

'Nice try with the scraggly outfits. However, I saw you pull up in the 2007 Mercedes CL 550'