Error Detective Mugs

'Did you gt a CSS Redundancy Checker?'

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

Accounting makes a 300 million dollar error, yet they always nail me on my expense account.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer Expert

Where was I?

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Terry had a computer bug.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

Alternative Medicine

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Clickbait

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The new Physics

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'