Mistake Revelation Mugs

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Super glue . . .

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

'But I only came in to have my appendix out!'

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"John, the bees go on the outside."

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

"Ha, ha, wait … so Cheryl from accounting, ha, ha, ha, is your, ha, ha, wife?!!"

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

'Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

'Now you're older, we think it's time you knew that both your father and I and you are adopted.'

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

Big Business : "He never makes the same mistakes twice. Every day he discovers new ones."