Mystery Detective Mugs

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

A conspiracy theorist reads a book called "Release of JFK Files".

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A boy acting suspiciously

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

John Snow

Violence on TV.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

Doctor getting ready to give lady an injection...

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Think Zero Defects

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

Neighborhood Watch.

Yes, I do think second opinions can be worthwhile, but not from 'Evonica, All-Knowing Mystical Seer and Soothsayer'!

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

Arthur Conan Doyle

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."