Mission Statement Critic Pillows

Add some humor and personality to their space with pillows that playfully acknowledge their skill at criticizing mission statements.

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"Through our organization, we hope to eliminate poverty, illiteracy, hunger, blindness, hangnails, red tide, bad hats, and comb overs. Our motto: Focus and Achieve."

"Through our organization, we hope to eliminate poverty, illiteracy, hunger, blindness, hangnails, red tide, bad hats, and comb overs. Our motto: Focus and Achieve."

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Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep. mockup

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

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"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?" mockup

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

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'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'What sort of mission statement is that?' mockup

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

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'That's our mission statement.'

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'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!' mockup

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

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Reading my Critics

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

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My brilliant career

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'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!' mockup

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

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"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it." mockup

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

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'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.' mockup

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

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"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!" mockup

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

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'It's cutting edge theatre.'

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"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times." mockup

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

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"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..." mockup

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

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'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?' mockup

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

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"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful." mockup

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

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"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far." mockup

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

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That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you. mockup

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

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A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker. mockup

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

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How's my sermon. . .

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'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.' mockup

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

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Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism! mockup

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

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The new Physics

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'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

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"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent." mockup

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

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"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!" mockup

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

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Constructive Criticism 50c.

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Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...' mockup

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

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Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings, mockup

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

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"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!" mockup

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

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"You'll never believe who's here." mockup

"You'll never believe who's here."

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Mission Statement Critic Pillows Collection

Mission Statement Critic Mugs

Discover our range of mugs perfect for mission statement critics—witty, humorous, and practical.

Mission Statement Critic Prints

Decorate their workspace with prints that humorously highlight their mission statement critiques.

Mission Statement Critic T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that speak to their critique-loving personality—funny, clever, and perfect for casual wear.