Ambition Critic Pillows

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

My brilliant career

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"So...do you have a job now?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"It's a long term goal."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Teen's Comet

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..