Ambition Artist Pillows

"But am I happy? Very."

"I'm dressing for success."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

My brilliant career

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"It's a long term goal."

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"