Ambition Artist Mugs

"But am I happy? Very."

"I'm dressing for success."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

My brilliant career

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"It's a long term goal."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."