Ambition Critic Mugs

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

My brilliant career

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"So...do you have a job now?"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

Teen's Comet

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"It's a long term goal."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."