Mission Statement Singers Pillows

'The principal is busy right now, so I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear our mission statement sung by the school chorus?'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'That's our mission statement.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Johnny Winter.

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"What are we doing wrong?"

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

New initiatives

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Doing business in the same location since the dawn of time.

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"We need a new 'mission statement' to tell clients who we are! I was thinking of 'aspiring to excellence'."

"I like sad songs."

The Pursuit of Happiness

"Through our organization, we hope to eliminate poverty, illiteracy, hunger, blindness, hangnails, red tide, bad hats, and comb overs. Our motto: Focus and Achieve."

'Then it's agreed! Our mission statement will be to deliver more and better education.'

'Take this mission statement back to the committee and tell them to rework it. I'd like it to mention education.'

"Congratulations, your funding request for the field trip has been approved."

'It needs more soul.'

"Where's the plug out of the sink gone?"

"Carriers are all we can be! La di da di de-e-e!"

"We need more video-tutorials to help us reach the high notes."

"You can always learn to yodel like the rest of us!"

'Issue a non-denial denial.'