Misplaced Messer Gifts

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Where's my glove?'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Happy now?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

'I need something to spill.'

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."