Mismatched Mice Fans T-Shirts

'Whaddya mean, 'cat-sized'???'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Remember me?'

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

If you give a mouse a french cookie

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Revenge of the Mice

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat and mouse tennis court

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Painter'

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Do you do portraits as well?

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

Cat

Mouse finds abandoned baby in front of his mouse hole.

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

"First off, NO ONE is going to beguile me with a domestic Swiss."

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

I gave at the office. !

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

Man sees stuffed mouse come out of snack machine dispenser.

'Anyone for doubles?'