Mismatched Mice Fans T-Shirts

'Whaddya mean, 'cat-sized'???'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Remember me?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

If you give a mouse a french cookie

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Revenge of the Mice

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Painter'

Cat and mouse tennis court

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Do you do portraits as well?

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"First off, NO ONE is going to beguile me with a domestic Swiss."

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

Mouse finds abandoned baby in front of his mouse hole.

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"

Cat

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

Blind cat and mouse

Man sees stuffed mouse come out of snack machine dispenser.

Mouse with Christmas Cake