Mismatched Accessory Fans Pillows

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Couple in Grey

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

A Protractor.

Pirate trying on parrots.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Painter'

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Family living in an allevator

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'Whaddya mean, 'cat-sized'???'

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

Cult films!

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

'Anyone for doubles?'

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

'Have you tried switching it off and on?'

"I have a plan to make this the most efficient, well-run auto parts shop in the country!"

Poor Paul's friend

"When it comes to consequences we find that making them watch 6 hours of the 'Antiques Roadshow' works wonders on behaviour."

Two identical men at party, "Harvey this is William, he impersonates people"