"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."
Misleading Marketing Critic Mugs
Start the day with a funny mug that gently mocks misleading marketing claims, perfect for critics with a sharp eye and a sense of humor. These mugs turn skepticism into a daily dose of laughter.
Stock market investment advice
At the mobile tracking test lab.
"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."
"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."
'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'
CATCHY NAME
Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).
"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"
"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."
Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop
Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!
"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"
"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"
"Multi-level marketing!"
Cold caller.
Posters of the Sahara
"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."
"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"
Dodgy Marketing
"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"
Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING
"We've checked, and it's fine with women."
"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"
New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread
Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'
'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'
'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'
See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!
'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'
Your weight. See, it's up not down. I told you "thin crust" pizza did not mean it would magically slim you.
"This looks good."
'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'
Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed
'Buy plain packet cigarettes - get free coloured pens to make your own packet design.'
Misleading Marketing Critic Mugs Collection
Misleading Marketing Critic Pillows
Relax with pillows that add a humorous edge to your decor and celebrate the art of questioning marketing claims with a smile.
Misleading Marketing Critic Prints
Decorate your space with prints that highlight the humor in misleading advertising—ideal for the clever, critical thinker.
Misleading Marketing Critic T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for the creatively skeptical—funny, clever, and perfect for making a statement against misleading marketing tactics.