Marketing Critics Mugs

'Buy plain packet cigarettes - get free coloured pens to make your own packet design.'

Stock market investment advice

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

Roads with a view.

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Boss: Suggestion Box Bin

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

CATCHY NAME

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Waste Management.

'If there's one thing I've learnt from being a good manager, it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

"It's the new management structure, the worker's the one at the bottom..."

Peace on Earth

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

The Buck Stops Here.

'Finally, here's your chance to do something extraordinarily good for our company - quit and start working for the competitor!'

Employer of the month...and every month.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Posters of the Sahara