Marketing Critique Aficionado Mugs

"Toms of Las Vegas natural adolescent-strength deodorant"

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

Office temperature.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'It's about time!'

Girl's weight issues.

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

London Olympics.

Cold caller.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"It's agreed, then—we look for a new place for lunch."

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'We rely on our outside consultant so nobody here can take the blame.'

'Buy plain packet cigarettes - get free coloured pens to make your own packet design.'

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

'Great ad campaign. Now all we need is a product.'

'Well we could either make a massive investment in a new multi-media marketing campaign Or we could ask Edna to stop telling current customers to sod off because she's too busy to talk to them!'