Misfit Matcher Pillows

'If this is 'Office Team Day' why are we wearing different colours?'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

Dating site - buy a dog.

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

He's my vaguely familiar.

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

The Island of Misfit Pants

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

"My goodness, Mr. Merryweather, we certainly did make a boo-boo with that prescription of yours!"

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

All's well that ends well

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

"he was a computer error of the Computer Dating Service"

'It's a case of wrongful arrest - you haven't had a heart attack.'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

'Okay, so we went over the top with it, but our PR team said it would generate a lot of buzz.'