Misfit Matcher Pillows

'If this is 'Office Team Day' why are we wearing different colours?'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

He's my vaguely familiar.

Dating site - buy a dog.

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

"My goodness, Mr. Merryweather, we certainly did make a boo-boo with that prescription of yours!"

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

All's well that ends well

"How is the new hearing aid?"

The Island of Misfit Pants

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

'It's a case of wrongful arrest - you haven't had a heart attack.'

"It's the story of my life: A round peg in a square pants family!"

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"he was a computer error of the Computer Dating Service"