Mischievous Medic Prints

"I'm just messing with you."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Meowlzebub

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

"It's cooties."

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Killing Santa

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!"

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'Cut it out!'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."