Misadventure Magnet T-Shirts

"The tmemptmation wath thoo greath."

A young Don King

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

'I miss my water bed.'

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

'Uh-oh.'

"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'