Misadventure Magnet Mugs

"The tmemptmation wath thoo greath."

A young Don King

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

I told you I lost it in the sun.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'I miss my water bed.'

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

Not a happy camper.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

Gilligan's Elevator.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

'Uh-oh.'

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'