Mirthful Milkfish Fans Prints

'It must be a milkfish.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Evolved to Ski.

The Magic Float

Take me to your lactator!

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

Baby drinking competition

Milkshake Shortage

"Shake! Good dog."

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

"Two per cent."

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'Skim milk.'

COWS: Cow Blackmail

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

How milkshakes are made