Mirthful Milkfish Fans Mugs

'It must be a milkfish.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'How now, brown cow?'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Evolved to Ski.

Take me to your lactator!

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

The Magic Float

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

Baby drinking competition

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

Milkshake Shortage

"Two per cent."

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"Shake! Good dog."

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'Skim milk.'

COWS: Cow Blackmail