Fish Humor Aficionados Mugs

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Fly fishing.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

'Steroids.'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Fishing Holes

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

'Traitor! I hate you!'

Fire Exit

Putting on ice

Fish with Human Trophy

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

Fishing from a Fish

'Another foreclosure.'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

"I forget which one of us is the therapist."

"I'm voting for whoever promises to keep my house underwater."

'C'mon, we'll go to my secret fishing hole. Absolutely NO fishermen!'