Mirror Philosophizer T-Shirts

Charles would have left his apartment more often if only it didn't involve bringing along his face...

'Low self esteem.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Pop Culture for Teens

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"I noticed a few browns."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'