Mirror Image Maniac Pillows

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Free-Floating Anxiety

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

The quarantine self cut.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Mirror Image

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Womens dressing rooms.

Sarah Palin 'Going Rogue'.

Perks of self-employment.

"!"

"Darn, I've done it again!"

Complaints department

"You have been accused Mr Brown of impersonating important public figures."

"Too controversial. Let's run a picture of another dry river bed."

"I was hoping to be rescued by a Marvel superhero."

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots