Mirror Gazer Pillows

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I'm watching what I eat."

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

Vain Pony Rider

"To us!"

"The computer appears to have matched you up with yourself Mr Narcissus"

'I'm watching what I eat.'

'I hope you make it with your boyfriend. Now, can we please finish this removal job?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Man spots a grey hair in his beard

"Why does he stare in the mirror before going to the jazz club?"

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

Wanted: Dead or alive.

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Me me me

"Well, if I'm 'the fairest of them all' how come I can't get a boyfriend?"

Boris' reflection

Antiques

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

God Loves Those Who Love Themselves

Ask A Silly Question.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Why are you standing there with your eyes closed?'

The rarely seen narcissistic voyeur.

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

'Impostor!'

'Dang!'

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You think it's cute?"

'Hey Kekyll c'mon you should have changed by now.'

Olivia Had a Big Head.